Welcome to Office Politics 101, where the air is thick with intrigue and the coffee is always bitter. In this course, we'll cover the essential skills needed to become a master of corporate espionage.
Lesson 1: Eavesdropping 101
Did you know that the most effective way to learn what's really going on in the office is by standing outside the supply closet and listening carefully? It's like having your own personal earpiece, minus the earpiece.
But that's not all, folks! With our patented "Schemer's Ear" technique, you can pick up on the latest gossip and rumors in no time.
Prophets of the office: who's who and what's what:
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